Wednesday, 17 August 2011

And the most naff actress award goes to...Anne Hathaway

So yes, there has been a very long hiatus. This is because a spanking-new paper diary has been purchased for writing down my misantropic thoughts, and the virtual diary has been neglected.

Alas, I do not often feel like writing about Anne Hathaway as I lie in bed at night, and a sudden urge to blog overtook me...
I really do think she is one of the least endearing actresses out there.
She is all tooth and smile, big doe eyes and swooshy hair. I am aware this makes me sound like a bitter old hagbag, but bear with me.
Lurking beneath this glossy veneer is an incredibly annoying, lame, naff (and any other related pejorative you care to name) woman who reeks of desperation.
I'm sure she will not be crying herself to sleep at night with worry, but clearly I'm not the only one with this opinion (thank you, google answers).

I could have managed to avoid her if she hadn't had to host the bloomin' Oscars this year, and did an absolutely horrendous, car-crash job of it (dead-eyed James Franco didn't exactly help).
Then she goes on national television rapping, je gods, is there no end to her talents?

Ok, I have wasted approx 6 minutes now having a rant about someone I don't particularly like.
Now I'm going to be productive, and kick some chickens in Fable 3. "Born to be wiiiiiilllddd!"